Black Ear Warmers 1260

Black Ear Warmers 1260- Recent medical studies done by our custodial staff suggest that winter cold ear problems make people shiver every year. In an effort to prevent a widespread outbreak of cold ear, we keep 16 tons of black ear warmers on hand at all times.

In the event of a cold ear outbreak, Private Island Party will be prepared to save the world from the horrible fate of having cold ears. You may think we belong in the loony pen now, but when it happens, you'll have us to thank for saving your ears from freezing and breaking off when you put on your ski mask!