Mustache Party
Discount Mustache Party Accessories
It's sad how cruel humans can be to other humans for being different. But thankfully humanity has advanced technologically so far that now there are fake mustaches available for purchase. A mustache party is now no longer reserved for royalty and the elite. Not only are they available to all people, they are very affordable. You don't have to be a Rockefellar to hold a fine mustache party. Our discount mustache party accessories are made from the finest mustache making materials. The same material that was used to make the most recent fancy NASA space robot is used in the production of these mustaches. A fancy mustache party can be had by all with the help of our cheap mustache party accessories.
But that's not all. Women can actively participate in a mustache party as well. To be a lady and have a mustache in the olden days, you had to be a genetic freak and work for a circus as a bearded lady. You would travel the country in a broken down little trolley and your only romantic prospects were the wolf boy or the heavily tattooed man. Society has advanced. Now a woman can have a mustache and marry whoever she wants. This is reason enough to have a celebration. A celebration of mustaches! Mustache party with our mustache party supplies!
Mustache Parties are hot right now. A mustache party will put you and your hip new phone app company on the map. The movers and shakers are all having them. That is a good sign that you should copy them. Have you ever hosted a party that didn't have a theme? Do you remember how boring it was? If you had a mustache party then it would have been the opposite of boring. It would have been exhilarating! Especially with the help of our discount mustache party accessories! You would always have something to say to someone at a mustache party. As a man you could spot an attractive woman from across the room and confidently approach her with your sexy fake plastic mustache and comment on her mustache. Then she would comment on your mustache. Then you would instantly make love. Your procreation would result in a child. Congratulations! You have helped add to the global population and it is all due to the awesome mustache party you attended.
I imagine that there are some people out there who don't think they need to purchase large quantities of fake mustaches because they already have a mustache. You sir are wrong! You can never have too much mustache. Just because you already have a naturally growing mustache doesn't mean that you can't supplement your natural mustache with an additional fake mustache or two or three. The more the better at a mustache party. Maybe a fake beard? It can't hurt. It can never hurt at a mustache party.
The worst thing that could happen from purchasing these fake mustaches and having a mustache party would be that you socialize and mate with beautiful women or handsome men and the best thing that could result from these purchases are beyond my simple imagination. Mustache party... do it.
All of our mustache party supplies are also available at wholesale prices! The more you buy the more you save.
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Realistic Fake Mustaches | Stick on Mustaches | 12 PACK 1693
$2.00Realistic Fake Mustaches | Stick on Mustaches | 12PK 1693 Sold by 12PK - These Realistic Fake Mustaches are a great addition for any Party. This 12 Pack Stick on Mustaches makes you have different fantastic facial...$2.00 -
Pirate Beard Black 12 PACK 9063
$36.00Pirate Beard Black 12 PACK 9063 Sold By 12 PACK , Buy in Bulk and Save! Captain Jack Sparrow's distinctive look with our Pirate Beard. Perfect for any kid posing as captain weird beard! Makes a great disguise. A great addition to your pirate...$36.00 -
Stick-On Mustache & Facial Hair Kit 9058
$2.99This kit is good for Movember Mustache Party, Halloween, costume accessory party themes, Music and Rock & Roll festival. This facial hair kit includes a pair of sideburns, a pair of eyebrows, a mustache, and a soul patch for the chin. Each set...$2.99Qty in Cart: 0Price:$2.99Subtotal: -
Custom Vintage 80 Style Sunglasses - for Weddings, Bachelorette, Theme Parties (Fonts in Picture Gallery)
$4.00High Quality Customized Sunglasses with your Text - We ship in one day from order and do offer rush delivery. Please have confidence in our superior quality for the price, these are high quality, UVA 400 protection, we do know sunglasses with over 10...$4.00 -
Top Hat Black Felt 1350D
$6.00Felt Top Hat Black Deluxe - New structured permafelt top hat, classic narrow brim with belt trim. Great for performances, school plays, musicals, ring master, costume parties, theater performances and more. Approximately 22.5''...$6.00 -
Mustache Tattoo Life-Size Assortment 12 PK 9278D
$2.59Mustache Tattoo Life-Size Assortment Dozen 9278D- Can't grow your own mustache? We've got you covered. These Mustache Temporary Tattoos are easy to use. Simply apply and remove. Our Mustache Party Tattoos are a must for your...$2.59 -
Mustache Rings Bulk | Double Finger Black 12 PK 6647A
$14.00Mustache Rings Bulk | Double Finger Black 12 PK 6647A Mustache Rings Bulk are Sold as a 12PK. Try on our mustache rings bulk for your next mustache party or just to be one with the mustache. This is not a fad, mustaches everywhere are...$14.00 -
Mustache Rings Wholesale | Double Finger 12PK 6608
$14.00Mustache Rings Wholesale | Double Finger 12PK 6608 Mustache Shaped Rings Make a great gift!! These hilarious Black Mustache Rings Wholesale are so much fun to wear! Everything looks better with a handlebar mustache! Our Mustache Shaped Rings are...$14.00 -
Mustache Bracelets Rhinestone Mixed Colors 12 PACK 6606
$24.00Great as party favors for your next party, wild west celebrations, and our newest party theme for 2013 - Mustache Party. It will turn up the fun factor on your event! Assorted colors. These would make a wonderful addition to your jewelry collection...$24.00Qty in Cart: 0Price:$24.00Subtotal: -
Party Favor Set Mustache Necklaces Mixed Colors 12 PACK 6646
$9.50Mustache Necklaces Mixed Colors 6646 - Wear our 14" Neon Mustache Necklaces for your next birthday! This cute mustache necklace pendant brings some fun into any outfit. It is a perfect gift to your friends, loved ones or to yourself. This...$9.50 -
Black Mustache Ring 6647
$1.99Show off your sense of humor with this fun ring. Wear our adorable black moustache ring during wild west celebrations and mustache parties to turn up the fun factor on your event! This is mustache ring fashion jewelry designed to...$1.99 -
Black Mustache Necklace 6692
$4.99Mood Mustache Necklace 6692 - Our 14" Mustache Necklaces contains thermo active liquid crystal that would change to different colors. Your own energy will cause the mustache necklace change to the color which indicates your current emotional state...$4.99