Halloween Lingerie and Hosiery
Life has a tendency to get dull and humdrum, and dull is the last thing you want when it comes to your antics in the bedroom. Right? Right! By donning some crazy lingerie, it is almost a guarantee that no one is going to be snoozing tonight. It will be impossible to resist your sexy, sassy self when you’re spiced up and ready to show it off in your crazy lingerie!
“Where do I start?” That’s easy enough. Our crazy lingerie inventory is waiting, let your imagination take over. How about stockings? With some heels? A sexy garter belt? How’s that for crazy lingerie? What’s wrong with asking your partner to be careful not to snag your stockings while the garter is being removed? Not a darn thing. And, if they get a little snag, what the heck!?! Get another pair!
Or maybe some crazy lingerie might suit a younger you. The one who would never shy away from crazy lingerie? She’s the woman in striped socks, heels and a little tutu? Crazy lingerie is the perfect ensemble for interrupting a football game, yes? Perhaps the TV needs a little dusting? Oh, and what’s that on the floor? You best bend over, right in front of the TV, to pick it up. See there, crazy lingerie can serve you many a purpose. And let’s face it if you and your crazy lingerie are sexy enough to pull your guy away from the TV during a sporting event, then you have definitely got it going on!
You don’t have to stop there with the crazy lingerie. Sexy pictures slipped in a briefcase or lunchbox showing you in your thigh high pantyhose? There is no end to what you can make happen with the crazy lingerie samplings that we have to offer on our website. Make yourself at home, stock up with some of our crazy lingerie and then make him want to come home and stay home!