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Earwarmers

Earwarmers

Fur ear muffs

Imagine it is the dead of winter in Farmington, Maine. A bone chilling wind rustles through the trees and threatens the hats on people’s heads. A kid with ghostly white ears walks by with a basket of eggs. Day after day he peddles his eggs, exposed ears changing color even as the cold settles deeper. He tries warming them with a wool scarf, but his poor little ears just cannot take the scratchiness. Knowing that warm ears are happy ears, Chester Greenwood comes up with a solution. 

The next thing people see is a boy going out to ice skate unencumbered by his scratchy wool scarf. He walks by with furry ears. Is it a case of Lamarck’s claims come to fruition? Did he grow fuzzy ears over night? The answer is not so magical as spontaneous ear growth. In a particularly clever move, the egg seller invented fur ear muffs! 

Greenwood, with the help of his grandmother, some bendable wire, and a sacrificial beaver pelt comes up with velvet lined fur ear muffs. His fur ear muffs are the talk of the town. Eventually, the young Mr. Greenwood patents his fur ear muffs and makes a fortune with his fur ear muffs factory. All the kids in Farmington wanted to be like Chester and have cozy ears without the scratch of wool and a trend was born. 

One way to keep your ears warm is to keep a small mammal on each ear, like a rabbit. Rabbits on your ears would look silly, though. Fur ear muffs are a stylish choice for any cold-eared organism. Channel your inner grizzly bear with brown fur ear muffs, go for the snow bunny look when you wear the white fur ear muffs, or look as fearsome as a black bear in black fur ear muffs. Fashionable Navy or Red fur ear muffs are also available. Fur ear muffs sure beat running around with a rabbit on your ears, and fur ear muffs never shed nor require feeding. 

Fur ear muffs come in non-fur options, too, which is good if your ears are easily embarrassed. Enjoy the comfort of a subtle and cozy hug around your ears when you wrap your ears in fashionable fleece fur ear muffs. Comfortable fleece ear muffs offer the warmth of fur ear muffs in a variety of fashion colors to match your style or wardrobe.

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  • Black Ear Warmers 1260

    Black Ear Warmers 1260

    $0.50
    Black Ear Warmers 1260- Recent medical studies done by our custodial staff suggest that winter cold ear problems make people shiver every year. In an effort to prevent a widespread outbreak of cold ear, we keep 16 tons of black ear warmers on hand...
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  • Hot Pink Ear Warmers 1262

    Hot Pink Ear Warmers 1262

    $0.99
    Keep your ears toasty with these stylish hot pink ear warmers! The perfect accessory for your unique style in comfortable and lightweight fleece. One size fits most.
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  • Furry Ear Warmers Black 6705

    $4.99
    These stylish ear warmers feature a flexible, adjustable plastic strap, an outside layer of black faux fur and a Thinsulate interior. They're sure to keep your ears toasty through the winter months!
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  • Furry Ear Warmers Navy 6707

    Furry Ear Warmers Navy 6707

    $4.99
    Stay warm this winter with these fetching navy blue faux-fur earmuffs! They feature an adjustable plastic band and a Thinsulate interior for comfort and warmth. One size fits most.
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  • Red Furry Ear Warmers 6708

    Red Furry Ear Warmers 6708

    $4.99
    Finally, some ear warmers to fit your style! These stylish faux-fur ear warmers in head-turning red will keep your ears warm and your style hot. They feature an adjustable plastic band and a thinsulate interior. One size fits most.
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  • Tan Ear Warmers 1263

    Tan Ear Warmers 1263

    $1.49
    Comfortable fleece ear warmers in classic tan - sure to keep you warm in the winter! One size fits most.
    $1.49
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  • White Furry Ear Warmers 6706

    White Furry Ear Warmers 6706

    $4.99
    These fun ear warmers are sure to keep your ears toasty all winter! Adjustable plastic band for easy fitting, white faux-fur outer coating, and Thinsulate interior for comfort and warmth. One size fits most.
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