Discount Mustache Party Accessories
It's sad how cruel humans can be to other humans for being different. But thankfully humanity has advanced technologically so far that now there are fake mustaches available for purchase. A mustache party is now no longer reserved for royalty and the elite. Not only are they available to all people, they are very affordable. You don't have to be a Rockefellar to hold a fine mustache party. Our discount mustache party accessories are made from the finest mustache making materials. The same material that was used to make the most recent fancy NASA space robot is used in the production of these mustaches. A fancy mustache party can be had by all with the help of our cheap mustache party accessories.
But that's not all. Women can actively participate in a mustache party as well. To be a lady and have a mustache in the olden days, you had to be a genetic freak and work for a circus as a bearded lady. You would travel the country in a broken down little trolley and your only romantic prospects were the wolf boy or the heavily tattooed man. Society has advanced. Now a woman can have a mustache and marry whoever she wants. This is reason enough to have a celebration. A celebration of mustaches! Mustache party with our mustache party supplies!
Mustache Parties are hot right now. A mustache party will put you and your hip new phone app company on the map. The movers and shakers are all having them. That is a good sign that you should copy them. Have you ever hosted a party that didn't have a theme? Do you remember how boring it was? If you had a mustache party then it would have been the opposite of boring. It would have been exhilarating! Especially with the help of our discount mustache party accessories! You would always have something to say to someone at a mustache party. As a man you could spot an attractive woman from across the room and confidently approach her with your sexy fake plastic mustache and comment on her mustache. Then she would comment on your mustache. Then you would instantly make love. Your procreation would result in a child. Congratulations! You have helped add to the global population and it is all due to the awesome mustache party you attended.
I imagine that there are some people out there who don't think they need to purchase large quantities of fake mustaches because they already have a mustache. You sir are wrong! You can never have too much mustache. Just because you already have a naturally growing mustache doesn't mean that you can't supplement your natural mustache with an additional fake mustache or two or three. The more the better at a mustache party. Maybe a fake beard? It can't hurt. It can never hurt at a mustache party.
The worst thing that could happen from purchasing these fake mustaches and having a mustache party would be that you socialize and mate with beautiful women or handsome men and the best thing that could result from these purchases are beyond my simple imagination. Mustache party... do it.
All of our mustache party supplies are also available at wholesale prices! The more you buy the more you save.
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MSRP:Now: $5.00Was:St Patricks Green Mustaches | Stick on Mustaches | 12 PACK 1693GR Sold by 12 PACK - St Patricks Green Mustaches. Comes with 2 each of 6 styles. St Patricks Green Mustaches come Self-adhesive, fits well size each 3" - 4...MSRP:Now: $5.00Was:Qty in Cart: 0Price:MSRP:Now: $5.00Was:Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $1.00Was: $2.00Mustache Party Luncheon Napkins 16 Count 3914- Marvel in this mustache magic! Open the napkin, and surprise - it's a 'stache attack! Use these mustache napkins at your stache event for all of your meal time...MSRP:Now: $1.00Was: $2.00Qty in Cart: 0Price:MSRP:Now: $1.00Was: $2.00Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $6.00Was:12 PACK Pink Party Bulk Fake Mustaches 9039 - Mustaches on Everything! Mustaches is the new Craze! Who says guys are the only ones who can rock the mustache? Now with our pink mustache set, you can capture all of the manly moxy that comes with a...MSRP:Now: $6.00Was:Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:MSRP:Now: $6.00Was:Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $10.00Was: $24.00Colorful Mustache Rings Mixed Colors 48 PACK Mustache wearing is not optional, it is the mustache that fits almost every occasion, because it always brings a smile onto someones face! Wear a fancy stache with the Sparkle Mustache Ring! Great as...MSRP:Now: $10.00Was: $24.00Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:MSRP:Now: $10.00Was: $24.00Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $6.00Was:Blue Mustaches | Stick on Mustaches | 12 PACK 1693YE Sold by 12 PACK - Blue Mustaches. Comes with 2 each of 6 styles. Blue Mustaches come Self-adhesive, fits well size each 3" - 4 1/4"MSRP:Now: $6.00Was:Qty in Cart: 0Price:MSRP:Now: $6.00Was:Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $30.00Was:Bulk Mustaches | 144 pcs Party Set 1621 144 Bulk Mustaches for your party! Great as giveaways for events as well. You will hit the whole entire town with these groovy Fake Mustaches. Sold by Eaches on Card of 12 PCS, you will get 12 Cards of...MSRP:Now: $30.00Was:Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:MSRP:Now: $30.00Was:Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $3.00Was:Fake Bulk Mustaches | 1618 12 PK Our fake bulk mustaches come as 12 Pieces Per 1 order and our fake mustaches are all strips of plush that have sticky on the back. These 12 Self Adhesive Fake Bulk Mustaches are great for a fun mustache...MSRP:Now: $3.00Was:Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:MSRP:Now: $3.00Was:Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $18.00Was:Party Favor Set Fake Bulk Mustaches | 72 PACK 1618PS Our fake bulk mustaches come as 72 Pieces Per 1 order and our fake mustaches are all strips of plush that have sticky on the back. These 12 Self Adhesive Fake Bulk...MSRP:Now: $18.00Was:Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:MSRP:Now: $18.00Was:Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $1.99Was:Mario Mustache - Power Up! Far be it to us to stop there! Great for mario costume. This mustache has so many versatile uses, it is the ultimate party giveaway! Please enjoy our blog articles that feature this product: - Top Ten Famous...MSRP:Now: $1.99Was:Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:MSRP:Now: $1.99Was:Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $27.00Was:Black 40" Mustache Inflate Dozen Black Mustache Inflate 6692 - Our Mustache Inflatable is perfect for Movember, mustache parties, bachelor party decorations and more. It measures 40" Width approx. it's Sold by the...MSRP:Now: $27.00Was:Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:MSRP:Now: $27.00Was:Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $6.00Was:Mustache Glasses Sunglasses Mixed Colors Dozen 7121 - Slip under the radar and stay stylish doing it - with Our Newest Mustache Shape Sunglasses. Wear your mustache glasses at night! Perfect for Halloween, parties, concerts and gag gifts for you...MSRP:Now: $6.00Was:Qty in Cart: 0Price:MSRP:Now: $6.00Was:Subtotal:
MSRP:Now: $1.99Was:Six Way Adjustable Mustache- Hundreds of Uses! you can wear your mustache 6 different ways with 6 different expressions. Great as prop for your Halloween Costume, St Patricks, 4th of July, and Especially Cinco De Mayo for your Pancho Villa Mustache...MSRP:Now: $1.99Was:Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:MSRP:Now: $1.99Was:Subtotal: