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Pirate Costumes

Pirate Costumes

A more elaborate pirate costume can include a black and white striped shirt with a bit of a flow to the sleeves. Pair it with black pants and a red belt. Gold hoop earrings are good, and don't forget the black boots.
One good twist to pirates costumes is the sexy pirate. Pirates are sex symbols, and sexy pirates costumes are particularly beloved due to recent films. They are sure to score you some serious booty.

Men's sexy pirates costumes should show as much of the chest as possible. It helps to have a six pack, so get to the gym before your pirates costumes adventure. Wear your shirt completely unbuttoned and tucked into your low belt. Pirates costumes should include a sword. Stick it into a sheath on your belt so it pulls your pants down low. Black boots are hot. Also grow some nice beard stubble, not so much that you look like you've been at sea for months but enough for that tough pirate style.

Ladies' sexy pirates costumes focus on boobs. For pirates costumes, push them high, and push them out. Wear a white blouse that is at least a size too small. Leave the top three buttons open. Your bra should be black or red with some lace, and it should show. Wear a short skirt and thigh high boots that serve as a treasure map to your very hot booty. Consider temporary dying your hair red. Pirates costumes for women always look best on gingers. Also try sticking a few gold coins, or doubloons in pirate talk, down into your bra to offer any sea worthy men you meet.

The final detail to great pirates costumes is the language. Start by using the word me instead of my, as in "Shiver me timbers, me booty is cold in me short skirt." While wearing pirates costumes, your friends are "mateys" and rum is your drink. Pirates costumes are the perfect attire for almost any occasion and will make the wearer the life of the party.

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    Sea Bandit Pirate Costume 4408

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    Shiver me Timbers, beware the vicious Sea Bandit Instant Costume! A salty accent to any outfit, great with ripped t-shirts or old leggings!      Package Includes: Skull Eyepatch; Pirate Hook; Black Beard; Red...
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  • Sexy 80s Punk Costume Petticoat Neon Purple Tutu Skirt

    Sexy 80s Punk Costume Petticoat Neon Purple Tutu Skirt

    $19.99
    These sexy short, one size tutus are inexpensive and fun. Bright neon purple color to accentuate you brightly colored costume! It is perfect for dance recitals, photo shoots, birthday parties or just playing dress up! This tutu is sure to be a...
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  • Sweet Buccaneer Adult Costume

    Sweet Buccaneer Adult Costume

    $39.99
    This Sweet Buccaneer Costume is great at serving up some beer and making bad pirates walk the plank. This Costume includes a head scarf, blouse, vest and skirt. Boots and telescope not included. Standard size fits approximately: Chest -...
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  • Disney Jake And The Neverland Pirates Izzy Classic Child Costume

    Disney Jake And The Neverland Pirates Izzy Classic Child Costume

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    The Disney Jake And The Neverland Pirates Izzy Classic Costume makes a great costume for any occasion. Costume includes a light pink top with wavy hemline, a matching headscarf, a pair of purple ankle length pants and a yellow pouch necklace...
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  • Disney Jake And The Neverland Pirates Jake Deluxe Child Costume

    Disney Jake And The Neverland Pirates Jake Deluxe Child Costume

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    “Never say never, no never, to a Neverland pirate!” From the Disney Junior animated interactive show Jake and the Never Land Pirates! Jumpsuit bandana and pair of boot covers. Toy weapon not included. This Disney Jake And...
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